Corporate·6 min read

10 Client Gifts That Are Not Another Hamper

Your client received nine hampers in December. Two of them were from firms they cannot name.

An illustrated shopkeeper presenting a small considered gift across a counter rather than a hamper.

Your best client received nine hampers last December. They can name two of the senders. The rest went to the office kitchen within a day, which is a perfectly good outcome for the biscuits and a poor one for whoever paid.

Corporate gifting mostly fails for one structural reason: it is given to a company. Companies do not have feelings about gifts. People do.

Check the policy first

Before anything else, because getting this wrong is worse than sending nothing.

A great many organisations have a gifts and hospitality policy with a value threshold, a register, or both. Public sector bodies, regulated financial firms and anything touching procurement often have strict rules, and an individual receiving something above the limit has to declare it, return it, or have an awkward conversation with a compliance team.

Asking is not awkward. "Is there a limit we should know about" is a normal question and asking it makes you look like a firm that knows what it is doing.

The practical effect is usually that consumable and modest wins, and that anything expensive should be an experience shared rather than an object transferred.

Give it to a person

The single highest-leverage change available.

A hamper addressed to a company is a hamper for the office. A book chosen for a named individual, because of something they said in a meeting, is a gift.

That requires knowing something about them, which requires having listened, which is the actual point. Most client relationships generate plenty of material: what they are training for, where they went on holiday, the thing they complained about, the team they support, the problem they are trying to solve.

A £15 gift that proves you were paying attention outperforms a £150 one that proves you have a budget line.

Get out of December

The second highest-leverage change, and it costs nothing.

December is a crowded field. Your gift arrives alongside everybody else's, competes for attention during the busiest fortnight of the year, and is remembered by nobody in January.

Send it in February. Or on the anniversary of the account starting, which almost nobody tracks and which is a genuinely better occasion because it is about the relationship rather than about the calendar. Or when something specific happens: a launch, an award, a difficult project finishing.

An unexpected gift in a quiet month is remembered. A predictable one in December is filed.

The opening position of a commissioned chess game, with two armies facing each other.
Built for one relationship rather than for a mailing list.

What to send instead

Every one of these is aimed at a named person rather than an organisation, and most of them survive a gifts and hospitality policy without a conversation.

  1. Something consumable and genuinely good

    Coffee from a named roaster, not a generic tin. The specificity is what stops it being a hamper: one thing chosen well reads as a decision, and a box of assorted items reads as a budget being spent.

  2. A book, chosen for them, with a note saying why

    Close to unbeatable for value, and it survives every gift policy ever written. The note is the actual gift. A book with a sentence about which chapter made you think of a conversation you had is impossible to receive as marketing.

  3. An introduction they would value

    The most valuable thing on this list and the only one that costs nothing at all. If you know somebody they should meet, making that introduction properly is worth more than anything you could send, and no register anywhere requires it to be declared.

  4. A referral, given without being asked

    The commercial equivalent of the above. Sending work to a client, unprompted and with no expectation attached, is a gift in the only currency that reliably matters to them.

  5. An experience you share

    Lunch, a match, an event. It is a gift and a meeting at the same time, which is the one thing a hamper structurally cannot do. Check the value against the policy first, because shared hospitality is usually treated differently from a transferred object.

  6. Something for their team rather than for them

    Lunch for the department they manage, arranged and paid for. Senior people receive gifts constantly and their teams almost never do, so this one lands twice: once with them and once with everybody who works for them.

  7. Something from where they are actually from

    Not where their office is. People mention their home town, and something specific from it is both cheap and unmistakably the result of having listened, which is the entire mechanism this list runs on.

  8. A donation to the thing they genuinely support

    Only where you know it, and only where it is theirs rather than their employer's corporate cause. Done wrong this is lazy; done from an actual fact about a person it is the most policy-proof gift available.

  9. The good version of the thing they mentioned wanting

    Most client relationships generate plenty of material and almost nobody writes any of it down. Keeping a note of the offhand remark and acting on it six months later is the difference between attentive and expensive.

  10. Something made about the work you have done together

    The only thing on this list they cannot buy at any price, and the subject of the next section. It does not scale, which is exactly why it works, and it would be absurd for anybody except a genuinely significant relationship. Keep your logo off it or it becomes marketing the moment it is opened.

Commissioning something for one relationship

This does not scale, which is exactly why it works.

For a single significant client, something made specifically about the work you have done together is a category of gift they will not have received before. The project as a level. Their team as characters. The thing that went wrong in year one that both sides now joke about.

It requires a real relationship and it would be absurd for a cold prospect. Sent to the right person it is memorable in a way nothing purchasable is, because it manifestly took effort and manifestly could not have been sent to anybody else.

Two practical points.

Keep the branding out of it. The moment it carries your logo it becomes marketing, and it is received as marketing. Your name on the accompanying note is enough.

Check the value against the policy. A £349 build may exceed a threshold. A £99 single-level piece frequently does not, and for this purpose short is better anyway, since it is something to be shown around an office rather than completed.

That second point matters more than it sounds: a game that a client opens and immediately shows to three colleagues has done more for you than one they complete alone.

What to avoid

Branded merchandise. Your logo on a mug is an advertisement you are asking them to store.

Anything requiring an address you had to find. Sending something to a home address the client did not give you reads as intrusive rather than thoughtful.

Alcohol as a default. A meaningful proportion of any client list does not drink, and the assumption is noticed.

Anything that arrives with an invoice-shaped envelope. Timing a gift alongside a renewal conversation makes it look like what it then is.

The same thing to everybody. If it scales, it is marketing.

What this means

Ask about the policy. It is a professional question.

Send it in February.

And make it about the person. That is the whole difference, and it is free.

For internal equivalents, employee recognition gift ideas, and for the seasonal event itself, office Christmas party entertainment ideas.

◆ Questions

Common questions

What is a good corporate client gift?+

Something given to a person rather than to a company. The commonest failure is a gift addressed to an organisation, which nobody feels was for them and everybody forgets.

Do client gifts have to be at Christmas?+

No, and December is the worst time to be noticed. A gift in February, or on the anniversary of the account, arrives in an empty field rather than a crowded one.

Can clients accept gifts?+

Many organisations have a policy with a value threshold, and public sector bodies and regulated industries often have strict ones. Check before sending; a gift that has to be declined is worse than none.

Should a client gift be branded?+

Lightly or not at all. A gift covered in your logo is marketing, and it is received as marketing. Your name on the card is sufficient.

Can you commission something for a key client?+

Yes, and it works for a specific relationship rather than a mailing list. Commissions start at £99 for a single level and £349 for a multi-level build.

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